Once there was an clown,this clown was one of the most ''retarded/craziest/weirdest most criminal'' dude i've ever met....
It goes back to 2008, we met in an different town were we couldn't stay due several reasons, i aint gonna call em all out but too give an example. We were too powerful/deadly, killed everyone, no one escaped. (meoow) Banks were worthless, we decided who were allowed to have/gain money. The higher 1 % did everything to get rid of us, we fought back, heads high, joints up, dildo prepared..... We managed, however our tradings went down/under because of it. Therefore we decided to keep some man behind in that so called area, and search our luck (money/victims) somewhere else.
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2010 - x x x
There we are, Los fucken Santos, Las Venturas & San Fierro were the chosen 3. We started with scanning the area, its vulnerabilities and maybe even more important the goods. Fully against our expectations Los Santos seemed to be the number one to be for our world of conduct. So there we were, together in a shitty car keeping low profile. Once we scanned the area, knew the places to be. We started our procedure to get people scared, same shit as we did before. Killing/raping/robbing/trash talking/blackmailing/and whatever makes people thrill....
We soon figured that it was an other game here, we would needed to fake our identity in order to keep the law ahead.
The names PiPo and Pennywise therefore were created. hell did we know that would become our real identity...
Some weeks were passed, money started flowing, people started to draw their wallets as soon as we appear.
It became to much works, for two overly driven clowns. We had to create an movement, an movement full with people with the same goals as our. We created an group called All Clowns Are Bastards, people were coming in from every direction, blinded by the money we make. One by one we used them for our dirty work, gettin our money, and cleaning most of them off afterwards. Money was flowing, some determined clowns joined the movement/group, soon we would dominate the streets...........
Then it happened...
Pennywise disappeared, different stories were going around the one more ballsack as the other..
But gone he was, nowhere to be found. The movement tried to keep their heads up, keeping their shit together and finish what they started. Yet they never accomplished to fully control Los Santos, and with Pennywise missing this dream started to collapse. The clowns had their moments, but they were gone as fast as they came as well.
And then there was contact, an weird text came in on a fax from Pennywise old safe house. By loads of luck the former house owner knew to reach out towards Pipo.
Pennywise was caught by a corrupt drug dealer out our old town, and hold hostage ever since.
Rescue was coming, PiPo arranged all clowns together, busses full started heading towards the mountain where he was held. On the foot of the mountain they set up an fall back line, and started hiking up. Fully armed ; Rockets/grenade/heavy machine guns/snipers/eyes in the air, did they started to close the distance in between. As silence as the night they surrendered the house, one of the clowns, ninja as fuck sneaked upon the steel entree and sneaked through a gap.
The information gained their seemed to be crucial, Pennywise was as only one locked up an floor above. All the guards we luckily eating all together at the same floor.
Five of them clowns walking up the steel entry door, four of them pulling their nades outs, the fifth with his machine gun ready. They forced the steel entry to open, thrown their nades and closed the door fast again.
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tsssssK...
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BOOOOOOMMM!!
Door got smashed open, machine gun runned in and started to fill whatever was left from the room with bullets.
One of the confused guards who did somehow manage to stay alive, tried to stand up and run, tried.
Guards down, easy. A few clowns went upstair to get the weak Pennywise out of here. It did not take long, clowns were dedicated to help their old supreme leader. Fast as they were they brought him towards an car and drove towards Los Santos.
09-2016
Pennywise Returned, he strengthen up a lot already. His dedication to still become an richer mather facker then he allready is still sky rocket. He will as soon as possible return to his chair, welcome back Pennywise.
Bow Down for the Clown,
PiPo
btw post 3333
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