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There was an ant, half of it was black and the other half was white (not being racist, it's just the joke) why?

lolmomlol is smart

JohnCarer wrote:

i swaear i peed in a cup like that and had it months under my bed and it looked just like that soup

Two dogs were eating shit /poop one dog said why are eating shit the other one said dont talk about shit while we are eating .
Why did the strawberry got late for the school.

Donald trump is next president of USA.

A girl walks up to her sister. "What are you eating?" The girl asked her sister.

"Chocolate" Her sister replied.
"Where did you get it?" She asked.
"From my dog" Her sister replied again.
"Where's your dog?" She asked.
"Making more!"

[Lsrcr]GreaTSaN wrote:

Donald trump is next president of USA.

Hey, that's mine!

My ex got me arrested cause i used to sit outside her house all day.
She thought i was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code

[Lsrcr]Lolmomlol wrote:

There was an ant, half of it was black and the other half was white (not being racist, it's just the joke) why?

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because the ant was wearing PAMPERS!

that must be a fucking huge pampers so it can be counted as 'half'

[Lsrcr]Nico wrote:

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth After that, everything else was Made in China.

haha I like this one

prabash 4 wrote:

Two dogs were eating shit /poop one dog said why are eating shit the other one said dont talk about shit while we are eating .
Why did the strawberry got late for the school.

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Because it was stuck in a jam

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