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Lucas123

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Post by Lucas123 » October 23, 2013, 9:08 am
Reese. wrote:
i shit my fucking pants at school once... yea


haha actually me and a friend was out this summer and was pretty drunk by cristal vodka(don´t know the spell of it) anyway we went outside and we saw this awesome pool it was like 3 in the morning and we had stolen syrup from a coffe shop in the mall one day before. And since my friend Ludvig needed to shit he sat down beside the pool and started to push. So he had done a nice crap beside the pool and I was really drunk so I started to pouring syrup ower he´s crap.. it was funny we chilled in the pool for almost 1 hour then suddenly we saw 2 security guards who was the guards over the pool area. And then one of them says randomly "that aint a bad crap boys, who has done that" HAhahahaha I still laugh about it. Anyway it ended up that we had to clean it up but we told them it was not us we gave them our friends number and blamed him. I love summer nights :)
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Post by Wolf. » October 23, 2013, 1:50 pm
It happend 1 year ago when me and my friend ran to the bus and when we almost got there the fucking driver drived backwards and rammed me over the road!
彼らはあなたの心に従っていると言いますが、あなたの心は何百ものものになっています。 (ひな月佳代)

I didnt know i was so popular:


by Robberman » March 12, 2015, 9:45 am
One of my best friends around here.
You will be missed wolfy

by alberto2011 » March 19, 2015, 9:15 am
I sincerely hope and literally would die of laughter if you took a rpg middle to your anus you ungrateful cock muncher but sad to see you go although i love watching you while you leave

by killdahobo99 » April 8, 2015, 3:47 pm
as president of the evil Israel pls stop bullying Iran

If your actually leaving, take care wolf. Your a funny dude and its always fun talking to you on TS

by Kaosx234 » May 14, 2016, 9:03 pm
ure not leaving

by Carl_J » May 14, 2016, 4:41 pm
fuck off Wolfman

by Koopz » March 7, 2014, 12:02 pm
Aww wolf, didn't expect this *cries*
I hope you comeback soon and we can wolf around, eh?
Take care friendliest of the friendly friends!

Santiago

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Post by Santiago » October 23, 2013, 10:02 pm
Today i was in school and somehow i managed to do the best burp in my life. My teacher was like "holy fuck that's a nice one"
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killdahobo99 wrote:
Santiago wrote:
fuck u
listen here u fucking mexican little turd. I will molest you in the mouth while your dog watches and then I'll fuck your dog while you watch.
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