Rappin Time

[mwo]

im the one who make things shake
ill blast your speakers

lol how 'bout they set some verses with yo beats?

i allready posted a link for my beats.. you can also find some of them in my sigg

[ǝɔınɾ]

I don't know about you but I was chosen
lost a vote cause I rap WITHOUT the dictionary open.
hes a actor,you should win a "Oscar"
this is my rhyme fest
a "REAL MONSTER", not like the "LOCH NESS"
I'm real hood, you can see it in my mind set
Only a fool will see this as a contest.
or through the vision of caterax!!!
are you smoking crack
I took him to the zoo
they said "thanks for bringing him back!"
last night? "yea. he escaped from one of our traps"
for real? "yea. the ugliest animal on the habitat!"
L-o-L
dam I had to laugh at that!
only pussy you got was from a kitty cat
you flow like a "HUGGIES" Diaper, shitty raps (wraps)
you a "FOOL", ask "MR T" I pity that!!



Murdered you in seconds (this took 3mins )
I'm the wrong dude to mess with
you so fat your favorite food is "Seconds"
I'm a respected man! u being the best thats NEVER man!
I got fans from the U.S. to the Netherlands.
all up in Japan! Money is the plan
This money in my pants, green like "PETER PAN"
all wrapped up in rubber bands
I aint looking for fans
already got fans
on band stands and they clapping they hands...

[EWB]

Yeah, you're right, this ain't no contest
it's a beatdown as 3 people just confessed
Your rhymes didn't make anybody impressed
I outshot you with rhymes like I was a cowboy in the wild west
Once again you manage to rhyme a word on itself, that's not really complex
First it was "incredible", now it's second - which word will be the next?
When I read your verse I laughed at every single line
Aight, maybe you don't use a dictionary when you write your rhymes
That's because they are so simple, mine is for masterminds
You used 3 min to write your verse, it doesn't surprise me
They were just as attractive as a girl in XXXL size be
Bored to death like I watched a National Geographic documentary

You took me to the zoo, what was your purpose?
When we passed the entrance you got nervous
Cause they we're screaming this about you brow
"We can use him instead of our current scarecrow!"
Why do you twist the story when no one will bite it?
You and your common sense must be totally divided
Of course it is, cause you're fronting me
Maybe you're jealous on how high my fundings be?

You will never be a part of "the deadly force"
censored, you can only kill in Counterstrike Source
Some day when you die I will be the cause
Imma murder you with my brand new '22 and scream "fuck 'em laws"
Bite you in half with my sharpened jaws
Then I'll grill you like you was marinated in BBQ sauce
Cook you with some nice vegetables and serve you as maincourse

[Jacko]

WOW ewb..

YOU JUST WIN

best rhymes ever

[ǝɔınɾ]

1st off we need a voting poll

2nd we need some UNBIASED votes. meaning don't vote simply cause you don't like/respect a person. respect 2 Namean & ewd for rapping and not just sitting on the bench cheering! come on yes you reading this. Its just making words rhyme people nothing should be taken serious. Even though ewb writes with the dictionary open he is still writing (Cresp you fail).


Judging rap battles maybe hard for some who have not seen how they work.

this is a rap battle.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCZJpYxH3lA[/youtube]


btw this battle was for $5,000 to the winner.




So how about we all do 1-2 more verses and open that voting poll
add a date/deadline for votes.
and its over

[mwo]

'Nah man, this is a REAL rap battle !!

Spoiler: show

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtYfquRpbeU[/youtube]

[EWB]

1st off we need a voting poll

2nd we need some UNBIASED votes. meaning don't vote simply cause you don't like/respect a person. respect 2 Namean & ewd for rapping and not just sitting on the bench cheering! come on yes you reading this. Its just making words rhyme people nothing should be taken serious. Even though ewb writes with the dictionary open he is still writing (Cresp you fail).


Judging rap battles maybe hard for some who have not seen how they work.

Lol Juice, you make me laugh. Why start a new battle? Scared to fulfill this?
And please don't use excuses such as "biased votes." or "EWB writes with his dictionary open! "
That's some deep bullshit. Who's voted for me in this topic? Hmm.. Jacko, Cheese, killdahobo. Do I get along with them ingame or ever speak to 'em? No.
Just a silly excuse from you.

Lmaooooo EWB even though I didn't always get along with you in game. I can't hate.


Fuck man, if i got to choose you won.

Does this look like a "biased vote" to you? Nah, not really, right?

[Cheese]

I'm teh best rapper eva!


oh hey yo it's me cheese
i'm gonna fuck you with real ease
you come to me with a sick diss
come to me with some real lyrics please
it's me the deadly man i'm the guy
you look like the salesman of "bestbuy"
i own you with my sawnoffs not driveby
you're such a fucking noob oh you can't hide
even your parents themselves say that you're ugly since birth
you look like a soilface, you fit the title of "Ms.Earth"

[Drastic]

Yo guys , I know this is irrelavant but I think battles should be more 'organised' like most textees do on facebook/myspace ...

And there should be a certain criteria to why the voter is voting , Namsayin?

I say this because I have experience and I am a rapper irl myself

Thankyou !

[Rikko]

I think this is just a game.