3 words game

[JohnCarer]

Not sure if this has ever been played on these forums, but anyways, I'll start it.

Rules: You are not allowed to post in a row!
-You may post if someone posts after your post

Sentence must be related to a sentence which is related to a previous sentence and that one is related to a previous one, and so on... so no random posting.

Sentences may only contain 3 words!

Example:

User1: Today is a
User2: rainy day with
User1: sunny clouds and
UsEr3: fog which covers
User1: the entire scenery

So lets start:

i see a

[Fruxe]

Bird with two

[Kaosx234]

feathers and it's

[JohnCarer]

being chased by

[Fruxe]

aN eagle with

[Kaosx234]

two feathers, but

[JohnCarer]

it is enough

[Fruxe]

To haunt the

[JohnCarer]

kid next door

[Fruxe]

With a dildo