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Levan13

Levan13
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Joined: March 22, 2013, 8:53 pm

Post by Levan13 » August 12, 2013, 3:17 pm
Forum Name :Levan13
Ingame Name:Levan13
Real life Name:Ramin
Age:14
Country:Norway
Score (Incuding proof):Image
Tell us a good joke :A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
He asks the first nun, ''Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?''
The nun giggles and slyly replies, ''Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.''
St. Peter says, ''OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.''
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, ''Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?''
The nun is a little reluctant but replies ''Well once I fondled and stroked one.''
St. Peter says ''OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.''
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ''Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?!
''The nun replies, ''If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
Reason you want to join :I like to Jk and i like to teamwork with clowns and it looks cool when its so many clowns around. and when they joke etc. when i saw the riot i wanted to joni this gorup
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AllClownsAreBastards

AllClownsAreBastards
Posts: 31
Joined: July 25, 2013, 3:12 pm
Location: Clown's Pocket

Post by AllClownsAreBastards » August 13, 2013, 1:17 pm
Levan13 wrote:
Forum Name :Levan13
Ingame Name:Levan13
Real life Name:Ramin
Age:14
Country:Norway
Score (Incuding proof):Image
Tell us a good joke :A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
He asks the first nun, ''Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?''
The nun giggles and slyly replies, ''Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.''
St. Peter says, ''OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.''
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, ''Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?''
The nun is a little reluctant but replies ''Well once I fondled and stroked one.''
St. Peter says ''OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.''
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ''Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?!
''The nun replies, ''If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
Reason you want to join :I like to Jk and i like to teamwork with clowns and it looks cool when its so many clowns around. and when they joke etc. when i saw the riot i wanted to joni this gorup
Denied, you had the chance to get tested, but you didn't take it.
You are not devoted to be a clown.
Good luck with your own group
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Mafy!

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Posts: 85
Joined: July 23, 2013, 5:06 pm

Post by Mafy! » August 19, 2013, 2:21 pm
Forum Name :Mafy!
Ingame Name:Mafy
Real life Name:Eric
Age:17
Country:Romania
Score (Incuding proof): http://postimg.org/image/bgnbw57m9/
Tell us a good joke There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.

One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Billy raised his hand and shouted ''Me! Me!'' The clown looked around and said ''You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy!

Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked, ''Are you the horse's nose?'' Billy said ''No...'' ''Are you the horse's ears?'' ''No...'' Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said ''Then you must be the horse's ass!''
Reason you want to join :I like verry much clowns are soo funy i like to make team with others clowns to rape/rob.And to make some friends
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AllClownsAreBastards

AllClownsAreBastards
Posts: 31
Joined: July 25, 2013, 3:12 pm
Location: Clown's Pocket

Post by AllClownsAreBastards » August 22, 2013, 2:21 pm
Mafy! wrote:
Forum Name :Mafy!
Ingame Name:Mafy
Real life Name:Eric
Age:17
Country:Romania
Score (Incuding proof): http://postimg.org/image/bgnbw57m9/
Tell us a good joke There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.

One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Billy raised his hand and shouted ''Me! Me!'' The clown looked around and said ''You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy!

Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked, ''Are you the horse's nose?'' Billy said ''No...'' ''Are you the horse's ears?'' ''No...'' Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said ''Then you must be the horse's ass!''
Reason you want to join :I like verry much clowns are soo funy i like to make team with others clowns to rape/rob.And to make some friends



Accepted.

You've shown your loyalty, lets op it stays that way! (unlike others =) )

nikospap

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Nikospap
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Posts: 1784
Joined: November 9, 2012, 5:13 pm
Location: Greece

Post by nikospap » August 22, 2013, 10:58 pm
what happened to pipo and admiral?!pm me if neccesary

Muteeb

Muteeb
Posts: 8
Joined: January 31, 2013, 2:06 pm

Post by Muteeb » August 25, 2013, 8:58 am
Forum Name : Muteeb
Ingame Name: Muteeb
Real Life Name :- Muteeb Choudary
Age :- 15
Country :- Pakistan
Score : (Incuding proof) 1500+ u can check on forums
Tell a good joke : Never underestimate my power :P
Reason you want to join : i love to be playing as a clown ! Being a clown is fun . Especially i want to play with penny =D CLOWNS <3

Vicgang

Vicgang
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Posts: 216
Joined: March 29, 2013, 7:14 pm

Post by Vicgang » August 25, 2013, 9:34 am
Forum Name :[Lsrcr]Vagos
Ingame Name:[Lsrcr]Vagos
Real life Name:Daniel.
Age:15
Country:israel
Score (Incuding proof): you will see in the game.
Tell us a good joke :How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Reason you want to join :I Love The clown and i want join to clown <3

Wolf.

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Wolf
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Posts: 2476
Joined: May 22, 2013, 3:35 pm
Location: Israel

Post by Wolf. » August 25, 2013, 10:22 am
MY name:Wolf2000
ingamename:Vagos]Wolf
score:2500+
Joke:A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Reason: i want to join the clowns becouse i want to be funny and have a peaplo to support me.
彼らはあなたの心に従っていると言いますが、あなたの心は何百ものものになっています。 (ひな月佳代)

I didnt know i was so popular:


by Robberman » March 12, 2015, 9:45 am
One of my best friends around here.
You will be missed wolfy

by alberto2011 » March 19, 2015, 9:15 am
I sincerely hope and literally would die of laughter if you took a rpg middle to your anus you ungrateful cock muncher but sad to see you go although i love watching you while you leave

by killdahobo99 » April 8, 2015, 3:47 pm
as president of the evil Israel pls stop bullying Iran

If your actually leaving, take care wolf. Your a funny dude and its always fun talking to you on TS

by Kaosx234 » May 14, 2016, 9:03 pm
ure not leaving

by Carl_J » May 14, 2016, 4:41 pm
fuck off Wolfman

by Koopz » March 7, 2014, 12:02 pm
Aww wolf, didn't expect this *cries*
I hope you comeback soon and we can wolf around, eh?
Take care friendliest of the friendly friends!

nikospap

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Nikospap
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Posts: 1784
Joined: November 9, 2012, 5:13 pm
Location: Greece

Post by nikospap » August 25, 2013, 9:02 pm
OMG wasnt I a member?

AllClownsAreBastards

AllClownsAreBastards
Posts: 31
Joined: July 25, 2013, 3:12 pm
Location: Clown's Pocket

Post by AllClownsAreBastards » August 26, 2013, 10:24 am
nikospap wrote:
OMG wasnt I a member?
Many players were members.
All who were inactive without giving notice and/or found unloyal got the same treatment, a kick.

You can always re-apply
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