The Piss Club 2011 8-)

[Fourth_Horseman]

ORIGINAL POST

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OK I just saw the movie "Ninja Assassin" starring Rain.
I FUCKIN LOVED IT!
So I'm making a group about it...




1. Story

As the sun begins to set you rushed your way towards home..
The streets of San Andreas haven't been very safe lately. Rumors has it that ninjas have moved in to all parts of San Andreas, and that they are assassinating people for 900 000 pounds of gold, nothing more nothing less.
You can finally see the front of your house. You let out a sigh of relief and slowed down to the pace of a casual stroll.
Then it all happened at once. In a split second, you felt a gush of warm wind blow against the back of your neck. You see a shadow move very swiftly past you, almost as if you imagined it, and the last thing you see was the sharp blade that shone under the bright full moon.
You saw the 'creature'.. But it was too late.
In that split-second, the creature striked, sending its blade straight through your chest..
..
..
..
You regained consciousness a few hours later. You are in the ICU of a hospital.
The wound would've killed you, but luck was on your side.
You were born with an abnormality..
Your heart isn't on the left side of your chest, but rather on the right. And that birth defect is the reason why you're still alive.
Ever since then, you spent most of your time spreading the word that the rumors are, indeed true..
Ninjas have taken over San Andreas..
And they're here to stay. And they're killing people.. Very swiftly.. Efficiently

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(semi) roleplay at ALL times
Sharpen our skills through training
Assassinations
Spy
Whatever you want, baby ;)

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2. Application
MAKE SURE YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS EXACT CODING!!!!

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[img]http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac150/4th_ssongz/border.png[/img]
[color=#FFFFFF]Secret Word?: (clue: to make sure you've read the LAWS OF THE NINJA!)[/color]
[color=#0040BF]Ingame Name:[/color] -
[color=#0040BF]Ninja Alias:[/color] -
[color=#0040BF]Score:[/color] -
[color=#0040BF]Why dya wish to learn the ways of the ninja?(min. 100 words):[/color] -
[color=#0040BF]Timezone:[/color] -
[color=#0040BF]Groups you're in:[/color] -
[img]http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac150/4th_ssongz/border.png[/img]

3. Ranks/Skins


file name: wmykara

Anbu Skin!

file name: wmysgrd

Kage - Leader - the head of the clan
Fourth_Horseman (Raizu) + x50 CONFIRMED

Jonin - Special Elites - the assistant of the Kage
vacant

Kiyo - Teachers - ninjas that dedicate their lives training ninjas and providing medical help in combat
DoinYerMum (Disguise) + CONFIRMED

ANBU - Protector - ninjas that specialise in combat (offensive/defensive)
ssongz (sshadow) +CONFIRMED

Chunin - Amateur - when a ninja starts to decide their fate (Anbu/Kiyo)
"Anbu apprentice" xxDarkKnightxx (Shadow Stalker)CONFIRMED
"Kiyo apprentice" Garret (HuskyNinja) +
"Kiyo apprentice" negat1v (Mr.YouCannotTouch) CONFIRMED
"Anbu apprentice" clash_2 (Snakefang) CONFIRMED

Genin - Newbie - when a person decides to be ninja. trains the basic stuff
Talhagamer (YoungMizo) ++ CONFIRMED


Namakemono - Underachievers - literal translation of sloth/lazy/idle, this rank is for ninjas that are inactive.
"Kiyo" Sk1pper (MrCombination) ++
"Anbu apprentice" Cheese (Kaitou Kid)++++
"Kiyo apprentice" vince (Ezio Auditory) +
"Anbu apprentice" Backspace (Taichi) ++++
Nino_Jasper (Magnum) +
Axu (Sinweaver) ++
Roberzz (Yuzu Tsumugiya) +
WiLDBoY (Eagle Eye) +++
Hank1 (SwiftStar)
Smith (Iforgotlol) ++++
Fintaro (Shinobi) ++
420 (Teriyaki) +
talhanfs1 (Night) +
Brickman (Crystal)



4. Laws of the Ninja THE SECRET WORDS ARE THOSE THAT ARE IN ITALICS!
1. NEVER risk the honour of the Academy.
2. Respect your brothers, and yourself.
3. Always listen to the Kage.
4. Settle any arguments within the academy. Maintain peace with your brothers, war only with your enemies.
5. Abide by the rules of LSRCR

Extra rules:
- Never muck around too much! When playing as a ninja, we want to be taken seriously, but we also want to have fun. Find a good balance, not too much fkn around, not too serious as well
- be active. if you don't earn a + within 5 days, you're out of the group
- always think of other ways we can improve, and pass the knowledge on. it's for everyone's sake, and can earn you a + as well

I wana quickly introduce a +/- system, where anyone can nominate a + positive or a -negative vote to a fellow ninja.
You must give the name of the ninja you want to nominate, and give a thorough reason as to why you're voting them.
You can do this ANYTIME!
But in the end, it is always up to me to decide whether to give that ninja a + or a -..

3 + is an automatic PROMOTION
3 - is an automatic DEMOTION.
5 - in a row is a kick.

5. Academy Location
The Headquarters -you will find out after 5+'s-
The Dojo -you will find out after 3's-
The Hideout -you will find out after your first ingame hour with the ninjas-


6. MODS

Ninja Skin MOD
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.php?id=1774[/b]

Knife MOD (Kunai)
http://www.gtainside.com/en/download.ph ... d&id=11389

Outfit MOD
http://gtapolicemods.com/index.php?app= ... owfile=218

Katana MOD
http://www.4shared.com/file/Qab1Pmqd/Katana_by_rob.html

Sultan Dragon Paint-job MOD
http://www.thegtaplace.com/downloads/f685-dragon-sultan

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7. Credits
Ninja Assassin (movie) - idea and inspiration
http://narutojutsu.110mb.com/ranks.php - ninja rank names
Fourth_Horseman - idea and thread maintenance
Ninja skin mod - Sk1pper
Headquarters - Cheese
The Dojo - ssongz
Katana and backweapon mods - Robberzz
Sultan MOD - Jace_Khan

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----------------------THE PISS CLUB----------------------------
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About Us

A group. A memory. A legacy. The Piss Club.

3 years ago, I have entered the server for the first time, and have automatically realised my joy of /piss-ing.
It wasn't long until [Lsrcr]ssongz have told me about Jay_Thariss' 'Piss Club'.
I joined the forums, and joined the Piss Club.
2 things happened that day.
LSRCR's Forum Whore was born. And the Piss Club just recieved another elite member. The same /piss-er who will take over The Piss Club soon after.

But it wasn't easy. The Piss Club eventually died out. And it was sad.
But the spirit shall live on. As long as LSRCR exists, we shall be there.
As long as there are people /piss-ing in GTA, we shall be there.
Everytime you go to the toilet to take a wizz, we shall be there.

The Piss Club 2011.
Piss out.
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Rules

1. Make sure you follow LSRCR rules at all times.
2. Piss freely
3. /piss on Cheese
4. Then eat cheese
5. Give Fourth money
6. Don't flame on this thread if you get /piss-ed on
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Members

Piss-Master
- [Lsrcr]4th_Horseman

Wee-rrior
-

Piss-Corps
-

Newb-wee
-

Diaper baby
- [Lsrcr]Hank1 (Darth Pisser)
- [Lsrcr]D.O.G (Pee-Man)
- [Lsrcr]Clash (CLASH-WEE)
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Application

Ingame Name:
Piss Nickname:
Score:
Reason (80 words, or auto denied):
Screenshot of epic piss:
What's the colour of your wee?:
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Credits

Jay_Tharris - Legacy

[Fourth_Horseman]

Ninja Screenshots

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SCREENSHOTS!


credits: Talhagamer

The Piss Club 2011 Screens

[Cheese]

Fuck yeah I'm with you!

I love 'em ninjaz

[Talhagamer]

Count me in.

[Fourth_Horseman]

LOL you guys don't even know what this group is about yet haha..
Can you tell me your ideas of what this group would be?

[Fourth_Horseman]

Thread is 80% complete.
Applications are now OPEN!

[Sk1pper]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like this! I hope this is something like roleplay but still, I like it very much. If I could I would join but I don't know the application format. But if there is no format, then I'm applying now! down there
IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!

[Fourth_Horseman]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like this! I hope this is something like roleplay but still, I like it very much. If I could I would join but I don't know the application format. But if there is no format, then I'm applying now! down there
IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!

Part 2 of the thread is the Application......
Also can you include in your application what you think this group is about? lol

[Sk1pper]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like this! I hope this is something like roleplay but still, I like it very much. If I could I would join but I don't know the application format. But if there is no format, then I'm applying now! down there
IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!

Part 2 of the thread is the Application......
Also can you include in your application what you think this group is about? lol

How the fuck did I miss it
Secret Word?: IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!
Ingame Name: - [Lsrcr[Sk1pper
Ninja Alias: - MrCombination ( I hope that works )
Score: - 3K+
Why dya wish to learn the ways of the ninja?(min. 100 words): - Firstly, I really love role-play. When I saw this group I thought that there might be some RP. But if not, it doesn't matter. I like ninjas, I like the spy-ish stuff, I like assassins and assassinations, I like the ninja clothing D: and many many other. I really think that this group is a nice idea, I'd like to learn some more stuff while being with other fellow ninja dudes. It would also be really nice being with them, hanging around San Andreas, training and learning new stuff. I think that this group could be a success if it would have a lot of members.
Timezone: - +02:00 GMT
Groups you're in: - None
Anything else?: - I don't really know what alias means so I googled it. If it's still wrong I hope I can fix it D:
Also 'bout that thing you asked. I think this group should be something like being all "assassins" and eliminate people on the hitlist, because hitmans are hard to spy on the radar and we would have a good reason why we killed them. But since hitmans use weapons and ninjas don't then I don't really know the answer to your question D:

[Fourth_Horseman]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like this! I hope this is something like roleplay but still, I like it very much. If I could I would join but I don't know the application format. But if there is no format, then I'm applying now! down there
IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!

Part 2 of the thread is the Application......
Also can you include in your application what you think this group is about? lol

How the fuck did I miss it
Secret Word?: IMAKILLYOURMOTHERF*CKIN'FACEJUSTCOSIMANINJAANDYOU'RENOTASSHOLE!
Ingame Name: - [Lsrcr[Sk1pper
Ninja Alias: - MrCombination ( I hope that works )
Score: - 3K+
Why dya wish to learn the ways of the ninja?(min. 100 words): - Firstly, I really love role-play. When I saw this group I thought that there might be some RP. But if not, it doesn't matter. I like ninjas, I like the spy-ish stuff, I like assassins and assassinations, I like the ninja clothing D: and many many other. I really think that this group is a nice idea, I'd like to learn some more stuff while being with other fellow ninja dudes. It would also be really nice being with them, hanging around San Andreas, training and learning new stuff. I think that this group could be a success if it would have a lot of members.
Timezone: - +02:00 GMT
Groups you're in: - None
Anything else?: - I don't really know what alias means so I googled it. If it's still wrong I hope I can fix it D:
Also 'bout that thing you asked. I think this group should be something like being all "assassins" and eliminate people on the hitlist, because hitmans are hard to spy on the radar and we would have a good reason why we killed them. But since hitmans use weapons and ninjas don't then I don't really know the answer to your question D:

Thanks.... I like your idea about the hitman class... And ninjas DO use weapons.....
And yeah the Alias is like a nickname sort of thing.....
This will be awesome

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