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[Lsrcr]PiPo

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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 17, 2013, 11:46 am
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Tell a good joke : Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Reason you want to join : Well, this group seems to be funny . actually i love killing,robbing and raping. so its good to be with you guys and do something interesting ingame.I will be active, I love robbing players, i love raping and i love to team.
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[Lsrcr]PiPo

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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 17, 2013, 11:47 am
Updates :

-Hall of Shame added.
-Event staff ''rank'' added.
-NEW RULE ADDED!
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Monuir

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Post by Monuir » May 17, 2013, 12:09 pm
Forum Name :MouniRiaan
Ingame Name:MouniRiaan
Score : 500+
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Tell a good joke : What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Reason you want to join : I Saw The Clowns On the City many times saw their activity i like them and their style very much

[Lsrcr]PiPo

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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 17, 2013, 12:11 pm
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Forum Name :MouniRiaan
Ingame Name:MouniRiaan
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Tell a good joke : What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Reason you want to join : I Saw The Clowns On the City many times saw their activity i like them and their style very much
I would love to see a bigger/better reason. Since i dont know you that well.
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Post by Ak4ent » May 17, 2013, 12:42 pm
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Tell a good joke: A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
Reason u want to jion : I love To be funny And I love rape and rob and killing people :) And I'am active And it will be nice if. I jion :)

ZizO100

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Post by ZizO100 » May 17, 2013, 3:04 pm
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Tell a good joke : 1. A man wins 1 million riyals, then calls his wife "Honey, pack your stuff I won a million riyals", wife responds: "Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?", Husband: "Who cares, just pack and leave because i don't want to see u when I come home!"


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Reason you want to join :i wanna join to have fun with my freinds and i will obey every orders u will tell me and i will accept every punishment u want
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Post by ZizO100 » May 17, 2013, 3:05 pm
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Tell a good joke : 1. A man wins 1 million riyals, then calls his wife "Honey, pack your stuff I won a million riyals", wife responds: "Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?", Husband: "Who cares, just pack and leave because i don't want to see u when I come home!"
Reason you want to join :i wanna join to have fun with my freinds and i will obey every orders u will tell me and i will accept every punishment u want
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Post by BlackDevil » May 17, 2013, 4:28 pm
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Tell a good joke : Worms:
It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.

Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms."

Reason you want to join : well,i want to join this group because it's really a special group and have a new idea,it's full of fun,tell jokes to the others and it's have a good leader and clowns.
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darylkelly96

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Post by darylkelly96 » May 17, 2013, 6:47 pm
fadifarah12 wrote:
Forum Name : fadifarah12
Ingame Name: BlackDevil1998
Score : 1300+
Tell a good joke : Worms:
It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.

Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms."

Reason you want to join : well,i want to join this group because it's really a special group and have a new idea,it's full of fun,tell jokes to the others and it's have a good leader and clowns.
Thanks
Good guy and good Reason
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Post by BlackLegion » May 17, 2013, 7:03 pm
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Tell a good joke :A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" AHHAHAHHAH !

Reason you want to join : I am old clown and i want join again.I have a lot of good time with cowns and I want join to the most funny group again.Hope that you will accept me :D :D ALL CLOWNS ARE BASTARDS
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