[ALL CLOWNS ARE BASTARDS] (27/25) [FULL]

[[Lsrcr]PiPo]

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MUCH MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN LOVE !!! MMCL! WHOOP WHOOP!

Comming back to Los Santos. Hide ur wife, hide ur childeren.

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PiPo the head of the clowns had to hide for the police for a while, but now he realized he missed it to much to dominate the streets. Drugs, Girls, Murders and Roberies it became an addiction. He can't do without it anymore, so here he is again back on the streets ready to rape/rob/murder&fuck evrything that moves! BUT, he cant do this alone he need other clowns who are willing to help to dominate the streets of Los Santos, and if that aint enough of whole San Andreas!

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The meaning of this group.

The meaning of this group isn't to become the best, richest or most beloved group from Ls-rcr. What i want to reach with the ''All Clowns Are Bastards'' Is that its gonna be remebert as a good group where you can have fun with. This is why we just do have 2 ranks you're or either a Leader or a Clown. Most likely ill choise whatever there will become an other leader and who this is. I dont accept ANY questions that are related to this. We are a group that loves to : Roam around, making a big ass team, doing event, and most of all HAVING FUN WITH EACHOTHER!

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RULES :

Well, we aint got much rules but there are a few.

1. ALWAYS follow the server rules.

2. Listen to the leaders.

3. Have fun.

4. While in a Clown even YOU MUST be in the clown skin.

5. You are allowed to make clown events by your self, but ask a leader before!

6.We are working with a no mercy policy if you have been catch breaking the rules (Server Rules or Clown Rules) you'll automaticly be kicked and blacklisted for an unknown time witch depends on the rulebreak.

7.Clowns are allowed to give their oppinion about an applicant witch not wears a tag, tagged players will always get a change in the group. BUT whenever a tagged player rulebreaks the punishmend will be harder!

8. If you want to get in the Event Staff list, you must proof urself trustworthy. Whoever is in the Event Staff may create ''Official" ACAB events without asking a leader. Whenever you're not in the Event Staff list an still wanna host a clown event first contact or a Leader or an Event Staff member!

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Member List

Leaders

-[Lsrcr]PiPo.
-[Lsrcr]Pennywise

Co-Leaders
-[Lsrcr]R1pp3r.
-[Lsrcr]Jack.

Event staff.
-[Lsrcr]Shaco.
-[Lsrcr]Admiral.


Clowns
-[Lsrcr]Stephen.
-[Lsrcr]Nikos.
-[Lsrcr]Vato.
-[Lsrcr]BossK.
-[Lsrcr]mi60.
-[Lsrcr]Aka.
-[Lsrcr]Revelation.
-[Lsrcr]Moiz.
-[Lsrcr]M4rk.
-[Lsrcr]Tolis.
-[Lsrcr]Swagg.
-[Vagos]Daniel.
-Aleska.
-Mateej99.
-DynaBlade.
-daryl_kelly.
-BlackLegion.
-BlackDevil1998.
-M7u8t6.
-Usman... .
-ShockeD.
-Zeus.





Hall of Shame.

- Copying forums from Ls-rcr.

Been naughty and not trustworty? Here we got a spot for u!

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Events

Pictures from the event will come here, for each event there will be an spoiler.

Spoiler: show

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Application Form.

Code: Select all

Forum Name :
Ingame Name:
Score : (Incuding proof)
Tell a good joke : 
Reason you want to join :

[Swag.]

Forum Name : Dr.Swag2
Ingame Name: [Lsrcr]Swagg
Score : Signature.
Tell a good joke : The Joke is on you!
Reason you want to join : Well i love to play as clown specially with pipo it would be fun. And like scare the shit out of people when being in clown skin .

[StephenKelly]

Forum Name :StephenKelly
Ingame Name:[Lsrcr]Stephen
Score : (Incuding proof) Its in my signature
Tell a good joke : Why can Micheal Jackson play chess ? Because he's dead...... I somehow found this funny
Reason you want to join : I would like to join ACAB because I have seen the clowns going around before and it seems like a group were you can just chill with your friends and have fun instead of just roleplaying all the time. Also this group is so original, not like all the mafias lately -__-. I really hope I get accepted so I can have some fun Thanks

[[Lsrcr]Msevenn]

Forum Name : Murad
Ingame Name: M7u8t6
Score : My signature
Tell a good joke :

Spoiler: show

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

Reason you want to join : i wana join because, well, when i was new i was seeing clowns around jumping and raping, and i awnted to join so bad at that time. and now clowns are re opened and i wana join for some mega giga fun
peace

[Shady]

Forum Name : Shaco
Ingame Name: [Lsrcr]Shaco
Score : (Down in the signature there)
Tell a good joke: For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Reason you want to join : I was a former member of this group and man,i had a fucking one hell of a time in this group. Raping an'robbing cops,pagati,civilians <3. Don't forget the chases of army and swat . By remembering all of this ain't enough for me. I want to re-join to get those memories back in 2013! Unlike a mafia this group is original and more fun. Anyway,that's all i have to say,i hope i'll be considered in this group.
Regards,
[Lsrcr]Shaco

Clown 4 life

[Tolis.]

Forum Name :[Lsrcr]Tolis.
Ingame Name:[Lsrcr]Tolis.
Score : (Incuding proof)http://www.ls-rcr.com/user/[Lsrcr]Tolis_dot_
Tell a good joke : There was a man who went at his doctor.He said at his doctor that he has a problem with his penis.After putting of his jean,the doctor see his penis which is tumescen like beetroot.Doctor worried and said"Why your penis is like that?The man said him that he has 4 brothers and their mom after their lunch tell them to put their penis at the table.Then their mom says "tss"and they must put their penis down of table quickly.If they dont,their mom hits them with a bat.Doctor:Yes but what is like that? Man:Ehmm,i dont hear that "tsss" (OUCH!)
Reason you want to join :Well this is a good group.The los santos is full of men who doesnt kill nor rape!So i want to be a clown because i love raping,robing and kill innocects!Also i love the RED CLOWN NOSE!.Clowns were coming at my party and was scaring me !Now i want a revenge!
Regrads.

[[Lsrcr]PiPo]

SUPRISE MATAFAKA'S!!!!!! ALL ACCEPTED!!!! WHY WAIT??

CLOWNS HAS BEEN RE-UNITED!!!!!!!!

[Alexander muhammud]

Forum name:: Alexander muhammud
In-game name:: Muhammud
Score:: Signature
Tell a good joke:: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Reason:: I love being a clown with a didlo in my hand, i love raping and robing specially with others. I have always being a kind of a pedophile, I want to be a pedophile in lsrcr TOO!

[nikospap]

Forum Name :nikospap
Ingame Name:[Lsrcr]Nikos
Score : 2994+ signature
Tell a good joke : WALKS INTO A BAR... DIFFERENT HORSES

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"

The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"

A few months later the guy is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"

The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The guy storms out of the bar.

The next day, the guy runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
Reason you want to join : I love clowns because we are doing events and raping robbing together.i was member so I would love to re-join

[vatoslokos]

Forum Name : Vatoslokos
Ingame Name: [Lsrcr]Vato
Score : 2500+ (You have seen me ingame)
Tell a good joke : Roses are red, violets are blue.. my pink dildo will be coming for you!
~Vato also sells taco.
Reason you want to join : This group seems awesome and it seems to contain alot of fun! Ive heard alot about it and would like to be a part of it. I will use my dildo and its going to be PINK and hard.. Ive gave pagati underbosses the dildo, ive gave swat the dildo ive gave army the dildo.. and what not else has got the dildo by me! Im a professional raper and will be more than happy to share them with others and rape people in a group. Clowns 4 lyf.