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Swag.

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Post by Swag. » May 17, 2013, 7:14 pm
darylkelly96 wrote:
fadifarah12 wrote:
Forum Name : fadifarah12
Ingame Name: BlackDevil1998
Score : 1300+
Tell a good joke : Worms:
It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.

Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms."

Reason you want to join : well,i want to join this group because it's really a special group and have a new idea,it's full of fun,tell jokes to the others and it's have a good leader and clowns.
Thanks
Good guy and good Reason
Wtf are you typing in here?
this is not vote ...
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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 17, 2013, 8:25 pm
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Tell a good joke :A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" AHHAHAHHAH !

Reason you want to join : I am old clown and i want join again.I have a lot of good time with cowns and I want join to the most funny group again.Hope that you will accept me :D :D ALL CLOWNS ARE BASTARDS
Instand accepted! Welcome back clown!
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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 17, 2013, 8:27 pm
dr.swag2 wrote:
darylkelly96 wrote:
fadifarah12 wrote:
Forum Name : fadifarah12
Ingame Name: BlackDevil1998
Score : 1300+
Tell a good joke : Worms:
It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.

Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms."

Reason you want to join : well,i want to join this group because it's really a special group and have a new idea,it's full of fun,tell jokes to the others and it's have a good leader and clowns.
Thanks
Good guy and good Reason
Wtf are you typing in here?
this is not vote ...
It aint has to be a vote, a good and clear oppion is also welcome. Out of his post i can understand how he thinks about the player.
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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
darylkelly96 wrote:
fadifarah12 wrote:
Forum Name : fadifarah12
Ingame Name: BlackDevil1998
Score : 1300+
Tell a good joke : Worms:
It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers. The
professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water. The worm
wriggled about in the water.

Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol.
The worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of
the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink
alcohol, we won't have worms."

Reason you want to join : well,i want to join this group because it's really a special group and have a new idea,it's full of fun,tell jokes to the others and it's have a good leader and clowns.
Thanks
Good guy and good Reason
Accepted
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Monuir

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Post by Monuir » May 18, 2013, 1:02 pm
Clowns FTW
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Jawzom

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Post by Jawzom » May 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
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Tell a good joke : A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Reason you want to join : I love clowns, i want to be one of them. The clowns are so scary that i dont want to be their enemy, i would rather be one of them. I also see alot of members are my friends and i want to play with them. Anyway, hope I get accepted and thanks for reading.

Kindly regards Jwzm.
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Post by [Lsrcr]PiPo » May 18, 2013, 4:22 pm
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Tell a good joke : 1. A man wins 1 million riyals, then calls his wife "Honey, pack your stuff I won a million riyals", wife responds: "Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?", Husband: "Who cares, just pack and leave because i don't want to see u when I come home!"
Reason you want to join :i wanna join to have fun with my freinds and i will obey every orders u will tell me and i will accept every punishment u want
I want to see u in a event first before im making a desicion.
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BlackLegion

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Post by BlackLegion » May 18, 2013, 5:50 pm
:twisted: :D CLOWNS :D :twisted:
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fady1

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Post by fady1 » May 18, 2013, 9:20 pm
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Ingame Name: fadyking12
Score : 600
Tell a good joke : 1. A man wins 1 million riyals, then calls his wife "Honey, pack your stuff I won a million riyals", wife responds: "Honey,should I pack heavy or light clothes?
Reason you want to join: becuse i like clowns
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Tackleberry

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Joined: April 22, 2013, 6:17 pm

Post by Tackleberry » May 19, 2013, 1:05 pm
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Tell a good joke : What have condoms and cigarettes in common?
Use it, enjoying it, throw


Two blondes watch TV but there is a brunette and the TV turns on.

The Medical Center discuss four sisters.  First: "Have you seen how beautiful and important, the new doctor?"  Another: "I am he planted a condom in your pocket!"  Third: "I am the condom pierced!"  Fourth, it is at the moment headache.

Soccer is played by two police officers. After some time playing and first officer leads to 10:0 ads by another police officer, "Hey, let's go to the new divide the team!"

What is the thinnest book in the world? Hitler's good work.


Two go across the bridge. One of the falls from the bridge but the second you open the yogurt.


Is the rider fell off the horse or the rider the horse?

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Reason you want to join :
Clowns!As the name suggests that this group a lot of fun and laughter.Clowns are funny as well which spoils the day with their jokes.I see that almost all members of the best members, and would like to join them.

Sory for bad english
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